Socially Awkward

I've got 2!

1. When we were in Germany, back when I was just two years, my dad was doing something that involved taking the door off the hinges and setting it aside. Real thick, heavy door. So, I decided to come in and I guess I started to jump on the bed; I bounced off of it and I hit the door, which did fall on my head. Nothing serious though, just a hairline fracture on my nose. I've got a hard head.

2. Car accident, wasn't my fault at all. Turned left with the green arrow and then I got T-boned by this wreckless girl. Rear passenger crumpled in, but no window shatter. Actually, it took great damage for such a little car (Aveo). We had to replace the door - $500. No injury except being shaken up.